dear savagely bleeding finger wound,
i’m gonna need you to calm your tits because i can’t afford stitches and i only had one butterfly bandage so it needs to last. and i know your compression dressing is made of paper towels and rubber bands, but it’s goddamn working just as effectively as the real thing and you will stop bleeding or so help me i will make you do all the laundry you create
love,
weirdsociology



