Posts Tagged: rick santorum

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i hope rick santorum is walking down the street and someone is walking the opposite way towards him and they both try to go around eachother the same direction and end up both looking like complete tools to all the cars driving by

I hope Rick Santorum orders a pizza and expects the pizza to be the best he’s ever eaten, but it is a very mediocre pizza and it ruins his day.

I hope Rick Santorum gets a burrito and it’s in terrible layers from top to bottom.

I hope someone hacks into Rick Santorum’s Facebook account and posts “I like men”.

I hope Rick Santorum tries to go into the subway expecting to refill his MetroCard with a five dollar bill but all of the machines say “No Bills Accepted” and he has to walk to where he wants to go

i hope rick santorum goes to rip out a piece of paper from a notebook and it rips right in half

i hope santorum asks someone to pick him up a bottle of irish whiskey at the liquor store, but instead they get him canadian whiskey by mistake. (this happened to me once and i never recovered.)

I hope Rick Santorum logs into Netflix and finds his queue out of order.

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omfg

I don’t think you understand how much I think about gay sex

i’m pretty sure i think about gay sex mroe than you rick

get out rick you will not win this battle
you cannot even begin to comprehend how much I think about gay sex

     #i’m mostly just laughing that rick santorum apparently just admitted to thinking about gay sex all the time #do you read slash fanfic and fap angrily at the boner you hate yourself for getting rick #it’s okay rick #your slash ships are valid #don’t hate yourself for finding them sexy
i can’t
oh my god

yes but what are his thoughts on yaoi— oh wait he already told us

Rick, it’s quality not quantity. I can send you my favorite porn if you want. It’s ok. You don’t have to feel ashamed about your boner. 

this can’t be real.
seriously? did he seriously say this.

Sweet Mother of God all I want for Christmas is for him to have actually said this.

budgiebazooka:

justaguywitharrows:

sentienttoaster:

paranormal-destiel:

fapcat:

nizyewest:

musicallyorangedicks:

ghetsis:

omfg

I don’t think you understand how much I think about gay sex

i’m pretty sure i think about gay sex mroe than you rick

get out rick you will not win this battle

you cannot even begin to comprehend how much I think about gay sex

#i’m mostly just laughing that rick santorum apparently just admitted to thinking about gay sex all the time #do you read slash fanfic and fap angrily at the boner you hate yourself for getting rick #it’s okay rick #your slash ships are valid #don’t hate yourself for finding them sexy

i can’t

oh my god

yes but what are his thoughts on yaoi— oh wait he already told us

Rick, it’s quality not quantity. I can send you my favorite porn if you want. It’s ok. You don’t have to feel ashamed about your boner. 

this can’t be real.

seriously? did he seriously say this.

Sweet Mother of God all I want for Christmas is for him to have actually said this.

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Logged onto BBC News this morning like I always do, and… just…. what?  This was concerning Obama’s environmental policy.

"HEY MAYBE IF I JUST PICK RANDOM WORDS TO CALL IT NO ONE WILL PAY ANY ATTENTION"

[For some reason Tumblr likes to cut off the first one.  Click it to see the whole thing.]