allieotrope replied to your post: Cracked the first double-yolked egg of my life, on the Solstice, while baking a pie for a dying man.

is this microfiction or real life?

Totally real-life.  The double-yolked egg means, when cracked by the women in my family, either a pregnancy or an impending death.

Took the pie to the retirement home and it turns out my patient died a few days ago.

(Gave the pie to the nursing staff anyway, because if anyone deserves it they do.)